If, like Bart Simpson, you were a fan of prank-calling local establishments and asking to speak with individuals like “I.P. Freely,” then you are familiar with the joy that comes from a particularly funny dirty-ish name. You’re not alone in looking for some inspiration in that direction. In fact, according to the latest search data available to us, “funny dirty names” gets searched thousands of times per month! Some dirty name lists out there are obviously pretty awful, full of sexist, and racist overtones, something we have eschewed in our roundup below.
Whether you use this list to entertain your friends, fodder for a grownup game of truth or dare, or as a primer on what not to name your next child, let this be your guide to the silliest, most LOL-inducing names out there. So, without further ado, here are funny dirty names that will have you giggling like a child.
And, oh! Before you indulge your inner 5th grader, why not check out our package on all things dirty? We’ve got dirty truth or dare, dirty knock-knock jokes, dirty riddles, and dirty pick-up lines, among others. Go on; lean into your immaturity for a moment. The world is full of seriousness. it’s OK to be unabashedly naughty every now and then.
149. Far King Hell
150. Butter Churner
151. Tiger Style
152. The Left-Handed Stranger
153. The Abe Lincoln
154. Say Hi To The Brown Eye
157. Upstanding Citizen
158. Scoop Me Up
159. Captain Morgan
160. The Pretzel
161. Honey Rider, Dr. No
162. Steve Stifler, American Pie
163. Allota Fagina, Austin Powers: International Man Of Mystery
164. Breathless Mahoney, Dick Tracy
165. Dirk Diggler, Boogie Nights
166. Holly Golightly, Breakfast At Tiffany’s
167. Hot Lips O’Houlihan, M*A*S*H*
168. Sugar Kane Kowalczyk, Some Like It Hot
Each name is special, while some are pretty hilarious. Part of what makes this list of names so funny is that they belong to actual people. The names below are so unique and strange you might just think we made them up. But the truth is they really belong to real people, which makes them that much more hilarious.
169. Shelby Warde and Joe Looney
170. Kelly Ann Long and Eric Paul Wiwi
171. Dick Passwater
172. Fabulous Flournoy
174. Zig Steenine
175. Watson Herbusch
176. Tal E. Whacker
178. Marijuana Pepsi Jackson
180. Edward Cocaine
181. Erin Gobraless
183. Harry Balsack
184. Bouncy Nuggets
185. Barry Mapole
186. Tokyo Sexwale
187. Batman Bin Superman
188. Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop
189. Emerson Bigguns
191. Willie Stroker
This article was originally published on March 1, 2020
